Review - Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse by Lucas Klauss

Title: Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse
Author: Lucas Klauss
Publisher: Simon Pulse
Publication Date: January 3, 2012
Genre: Contemporary, YA, Fiction

How I Got It: Galley Grab

Goodreads Summary: 
Phillip's sophomore year is off to a rough start. One of his best friends ditches him for a group of douchebags. His track coach singles him out for personalized, torturous training sessions. And his dad decides to clean out all of the emergency supplies from the basement, even though the world could end in disaster at any moment...and even though those supplies are all Phillip has left of his dead mom. Not that he wants to talk about that.
But then Phillip meets Rebekah. Not only is she unconventionally hot and smart, but she has seriously great boobs. And she might like him back.

As Phillip gets closer to Rebekah, he tries harder and harder to turn himself into the kind of person he thinks she wants him to be. But the question is, can he become that person? And does he really want to?

By the third chapter this is what you think you know:
  1. Phillip's mother was obsessed with the end of the world.
  2. She has died.
  3. Phillips father is a raging atheist.
  4. Phillips cross country coach is a bully.
  5. The only way Rebekah will like Phillip is if he becomes a Christian.

At this point you think you've got the book figured out.  There will be some growing pains, some self discoveries, girls, and an angry father.  You keep on reading because Klauss is a great writer, Phillip is a relatable and witty character, and the story is good.

And then you start to realize that this book isn't as predictable as you thought it was.  In fact, it's not doing anything you were expecting.

Reading Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse was a lot like Phillip's growing awareness of the people around him: nothing is what it seems, nobody is what we expect.

Phillip is a bit apathetic about the world around him, he's just going through the motions, not really making choices for himself.  He doesn't really obsess about the end of the world, it's like an old habit left over from his mother, something he picked up from her. The loss of his mother has isolated his family from each other, and Phillip wants to talk, but he doesn't know how.  While becoming a Christian  wasn't his original goal, events seem out of his control because he keeps doing what he thinks Rebekah and his coach want.  Christianity forces him to start thinking and asking questions, not just about whether or not he agrees with the teachings of a fundamentalist church, but opening up to his dad, forgiving friends (and himself) and letting other friends go.  It's essentially a book about growing up and making some of the hard choices that go along with that.

Klauss writes a really good teenager.  His characters curse (but not tons, it's natural and not overdone), they drink, party, and want to meet girls.  Phillip and is friends are typical teenagers who run into the typical problems: growing apart, trying new things, jealous, new friends, etc.  Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse was a witty book filled with multi-dimensional characters.  Characters didn't do what you expected them to do, because like real people, you don't know their whole life, just the face they show you/Phillip.

In the end, I don't think this book was about religion, or evangelizing, or even spreading the Word to readers.  I saw the religious aspect of the book more of a vehicle to force Phillip to confront some things in his life.  At every point characters are telling Phillip he needs to think about what he's doing or saying he believes in.  He wants answers, he wants things fixed, he wants to be comfortable and accepted, and he thinks religion will give him this.  Then he learns that he's actually supposed to be thinking about his "faith" and then he starts questioning how the Bible is interpreted by this particular denomination, and he's forced to actually make some decisions about his life.  

Some Parts I liked:
Why is this girl being so nice to me?  Did I accidentally woo her?
………
I'm not angry because Asher and Mark are making fun of me - we do that all the time.  I just really needed one of them to help me.
Because I can't be alone with this girl again.  Coming up with a funny animal nickname for your coach only gets you so far.  tHis time I'll have to have a real conversation with her, and I have no idea how to do that.  I spend most of my time reading fantasy novels, playing computer games, and worrying about ways that human civilization will probably come to a fiery and terrible end. 
I'm pretty sure girls don't like talking about those things.  So I need someone to help me not talk about them.  To say other things.  To just be there.
……….
But he doesn't say anything.
He's afraid to ask.
Because I've made him afraid.
But he's the dad.  He should ask anyway.
I stare ahead, gripping the steering wheel.  My head hurts so bad.
Ask me.
Ask me.
Ask me.
"Phillip, I really don't mean to pry.  But this isn't about the parking, is it?"
I don't even look at him.
"I don't want to talk about it," I say…
I can tell he's looking at me, wondering what's wrong with me, what's wrong with him.  What's wrong with us.

Verdict:
I was totally caught up in Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse, I hated having to put it down for irritating things like sleep or work.  I enjoyed Phillip and his struggle to make connections and figure himself out.  I think it's a great contemporary YA book, especially since it's unpredictable.  It's a different type of read, and I highly recommend it, but you might want to try it from the library first.


Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse

Related Links & Reviews:
You can read an excerpt from Chapter 1 HERE.
The Young Folks review
My Tower of Books review (I like her comment on the religious aspect of the story.)

Review - Magic Gifts by Ilona Andrews

Title: Magic Gifts (Kate Daniels #5.4)
Author: Ilona Andrews
Publisher: self published by Ilona Andrews
Publication Date: December 25, 2011
Format: Free download
Genre: Urban Fantasy
Other books in the series:
Magic Bites, book 1
Magic Burns, book 2
Magic Strikes, book 3
Magic Bleeds, book 4 (reviewed)
Magic Slays, book 5 (reviewed)
Gunmetal Magic (TBR August 2012)

How I Got It: LIMITED TIME free download found HERE

Goodreads Summary: 
Available as FREE download from Ilona Andrews Website for 2 weeks from Christmas Day, this novella takes place at the same time as Andrea’s book, right after MAGIC SLAYS, and the two stories intersect.

A dinner date after a hard day at work sounds heavenly. Of course, when that date is between the Beast Lord and Kate Daniels, things don’t go as planned. Before you know it, undead are running amok, heads are being chopped off, lawyers are deployed and used with extereme prejudice, and drunk vikings are calling people out.

Read at your own risk.

MAGIC GIFTS will appear as a bonus in the back of GUNMETAL MAGIC, Andrea’s book.

Kate and Curran try to have a nice dinner date but it's promptly ruined by a magical necklace killing a young vampire navigator, traumatizing her boyfriend and fellow navigator, and their two vampires getting loose and trying to eat everyone in the restaurant.  Kate and Curran kill the vamps, secure the restaurant, and are there when Ghastek and the victim's family arrives.  The necklace (more of a collar) pops off the dead woman's neck and her father is almost hypnotized by it.  In an effort to prevent him from touching it the mother grabs the open necklace and places it on her young son.  Nothing happens but they know it's a matter of time before the collar kills him.  Of course everyone is instantly pissed off that this cow of a mother (whom Kate suspects is literally not human) purposely endangered her own child.  Ghastek tries to claim the boy as evidence, but Kate and Curran both fear that the boy will die "accidentally" when The People try to remove the collar that killed their journeyman.  Kate claims the boy in hopes that she can find a way to get the collar off without killing him.

Those of you who frequent Ilona Andrews' blog will recognize quite a few parts of Magic Gifts from teaser snippets that they've posted in the past.  It was such a fun read filled with sarcastic and witty banter.  I chuckled through the whole thing.  You get to see a more relaxed side of Kate's relationship with Curran and it just makes me love him even more.  Kate's also dealing with a leaderless Mercenary Guild and the bits with Andrea that lead up to Gunmetal Magic… well, I can't wait to get my hands on that book.  Since it's a free download there's no reason why fans of the series shouldn't download this treat right away.

Verdict:
Everything you love about the Kate Daniels series in one fun romp.  Magic Gifts is packed with wit, great characters (VIKINGS!), and a bit of action.  This is a great read for those who like the series and a fun teaser for Gunmetal Magic.  I really enjoyed this one so I give it 5 stars.

Review - Wrapped by Jennifer Bradbury

Title: Wrapped
Publisher: Atheneum
Publication Date: May 24, 2011
Genre: YA, Mystery, Historical Fiction

How I Got It: I purchased it

Summary from book:
Agnes Wilkins is standing in front of an Egyptian mummy, about to make the first cut into the wrappings, about to unlock ancient (and not-so-ancient) history.

Maybe you think this girl is wearing a pith helmet with antique dust swirling around her.

Maybe you think she is a young Egyptologist who has arrived in cairo on camelback.

Maybe she would like to think that too. Agnes Wilkins dreams of adventures that reach beyond the garden walls, but reality for a seventeen-year-old debutante in 1815 London does not allow for camels - or dust, even.  No, Agnes can only see a mummy when she is wearing a new silk gown and standing on the verdant lwns of Lord Showalter's esate, with cahperones fussing about and strolling sitar players straining to create an exotic "atmosphere" for the first pary of the season.   An unwrapping.

This is the start of it all, Agnes's debut season, the pretty girl parade that offers only ever-shrinking options: home, husband, and high society. It's also the start of something else, becuse the mummy Agnes unwraps isn't just a mummy. It's a host for a secret that could unravel a new destiny - unleashing mystery, an international intrigue, and possibly a cuse in the bargain.

Get wrapped up in the adventure, but keep your wits about you, dear Agnes.

Agnes is an intelligent girl as well as an exceptionally gifted linguist (she's very fond of quote Jane Austin in different languages).  Unfortunately her intellect and talents are of no use to a young woman in Regency era England.  Her only real role is to be a dutiful daughter, go to dress fittings and society functions, and be a lovely little decoration.  Her mother has decided that it's time for 17 year old Agnes to get married.  Agnes isn't quite sure what to feel about this, other than overwhelmed.  She wants to travel, learn, and use her mind but she also understands that she is supposed to get married, raise a family, and run a household.  She's understandable scared about being married and in charge of a home; she has no such experience and shouldn't hope for a socially appropriate love match like her parents had.  The handsome Lord Showalter seems quite taken with her, which is quite exciting, but Agnes still feels a bit unsettled.  He's pleasant enough but there is something missing that nags at her.  She stumbles upon a mystery, maybe a curse or possibly spies, during Showalter's unwrapping party.  Events bring Caedmon to her attention.  He's a brilliant young man born in the wrong class and will never get credit for his achievements.  Together they try to find out what's behind the mummy's curse.

Wrapped is a fun and fast read and Agnes is a great character.  She is so intelligent but never allowed to live up to her potential because of her gender.  Life is coming at her a bit faster than she can deal with and then it's topped off with the mummy mystery that both intrigues and frightens her.  I especially liked that she had every intention of telling her father and getting help but then gets angry with her family and decides to "show them"/punish them by haring off on her own.  While a fluffy read, Agnes came across as a relatable and realistic 17 year old.  The romance was light and moved quickly but Caedmon was a great match for her.  He's also held back by society and his intelligence and abilities are hindered by his low social status.  While they seem so different, they are actually very similar.  Bradbury peppers her story with Agnes' witty observations, entertaining Jane Austin references, and society's irritating views of "the weaker sex".  This last, in particularl, underscores just how much of herself Agnes must deny because of women's place in society.  Bradbury also does an excellent job of introducing and explaining the ancient Egyptian aspect of the story without overloading the reader.  She tries to convey the large scale of the Egyptian temples and statues which I don't think is something most people realize.  We all know that the pyramids are huge, but the ancient Egyptians did everything big.  The ending leaves room for sequels but I don't believe this is the start of a new series.  It's a shame, though, I would love to read more about Agnes and Caedmon.  

Top left to right: Ramses' colossal feet and head mentioned in Wrapped, the Ramesseum in Luxor.
Bottom: Just for a sense of scale, statues in the Karanak temple complex in Luxor.
Some parts I liked:
"It just doesn't seem right somehow," I said, "disregarding the last wishes of a human being."
He shrugged.  "It's just a body, Agnes.  Don't let your imagination get the better of you.  Though I fear those novels you are so fond of have made you afraid of the real world."
I felt it unwise to point out that a horde of London's wealthiest and most fashionable citizens preparing to pillage a centuries-old Egyptian mummy like a Christmas pudding was perhaps as far from the real world as I could imagine.
……….
While I was brave enough to flout convention with my appetite for education and my penchant for shirking a chaperone, I confess that even in my most rebellious of moods I had not conceived of spending time alone with a young man…  So going to meet Caedmon - though an indiscretion born of necessity - was all the more unsettling.  An indiscretion complicated by how very attractive and very irritating he managed to be at the same time.

Verdict:
This book reminded me a lot of Zylpha Keatley Snider's The Egypt Game, an old favorite of mine, and might be why I enjoyed Wrapped so much.  The mix of British and Egyptian history, curses and spies, and an relatable heroin sucked me right in.  It's not a story that will stick with you forever, but every time you see it on the shelf you'll think, "Oh, that was a fun story."  Wrapped is a good choice for those days when you want something a little bit different, fun, fast, and engrossing.


Wrapped

Related Links and Reviews:
You can read an excerpt from Chapter 1 HERE.
Hobbitsies review
The Little Bookworm review
the Book Smugglers review
The Book Pushers review

Merry Christmas!


Wishing you and yours a very merry day

Tots to Teens & in beTween - The Little Red Elf by Barbara Barbieri McGrath

Title: The Little Red Elf
Publisher: Charlesbridge
Publication Date: 2009
Genre: Fairytale rewrite, Christmas story

How I Got It: the library

Summary from book: 
When the little red elf finds a pinecone, she knows just what to do: plant it, water it, and decorate it, to brighten up the workshop! But her lazy friends refuse to help. Poor little red elf!
This slyly funny adaptation of "The Little Red Hen" is sure to lift every reader's holiday spirits.

This book is so stinkin' CUTE!  I can't believe it, it's adorable.  Now, it's not like the world needs yet another version of the Little Red Hen, but this is a sweet Christmas version of the story and definitely worth the read.  McGrath has integrated the holiday them nicely into her version of the tale.  The little red elf is a really hard worker and she has some of the laziest friends in the North Pole.
Courtesy of Rosalinde Bonnet
Once upon a time, there was a reindeer, a penguin, a hare, and a little red elf.  They all lived together in a comfy, cozy workshop.
The reindeer liked to snooze in the straw.
The penguin liked to relax in the bathtub.
The hare liked to hibernate by the hearth.
That left the little red elf to get all the workshop work done.

She was filling some bird feeders, by herself, when she found a pinecone.  Since none of her friends would help her plant it, she decided to do the job herself.  When the time came to water it or bring it in to the workshop once it had grown, she was on her own.
Courtesy of Rosalinde Bonnet
"Well, I love being busy!" said the little red elf with the most positive of attitudes.
Courtesy of Rosalinde Bonnet
By the time she had strung the lights, decorated the tree, and baked cookies for Santa without any help, she had gotten a bit frustrated but tried to keep her holiday cheer.  Of course, when she needed help to open all of those presents her friends came running.

"I will!" said the reindeer.
"I will!" yelled the penguin.
"I want the big one!" screamed the hare.

This is the point where the little red elf loses it and yells that she is going to open the presents by herself.  Of course her friends are shocked and begin to cry.  The little red elf feels terrible, apologizes, and lets the open the gifts.  Boy did they dive right in.  Inside every box from Santa was a Little Red Hen doll.  The reindeer, penguin, and hare are confused (as are some younger readers) but the little red elf understands and thinks they've gotten the perfect gifts.

It's a cute story but I had two tiny issues.  I wish there had been a bit more discussion regarding the reindeer, penguin, and hare's horrible and selfish behavior.  Even my younger kids were aghast; we just talk about it a bit in class, so it's not really a big deal.  (If you're looking for a version where the animal's realize how rude they've been, pick up Philemon Sturges's The Little Red Hen (Makes a pizza). )  My other issue is the ending - younger kids don't get it.  I always have to explain it and the kids still don't seem to truly understand.  I've tried this with second and third graders and they totally get it.  I think the ending's humor is a little bit too sophisticated for the little ones.

The real star of this book, the entire reason you want to check it out and pour over it with your kid (or by yourself), is Bonnet's absolutely scrumptious and adorable illustrations.  She uses a style of drawing that I tend to associate with Japan (but it's not manga or chibi style) and she throws in fantastically funny little details.  Seriously, look at that second picture: there are little mice living below ground in house shaped holes!  I just want to hug this book.

Verdict:
I will say it again, this book is so stinkin' cute!!  Bonnet's illustrations are just wonderful and really make this Christmas version of The Little Red Hen worth the read.  The Little Red Elf is a sweet holiday book that you should pick up from the library.







The Little Red Elf

Related Links:
EVEN MORE CUTENESS!!  Charlesbridge has a Make Your Own Little Red Elf holiday cards and gift tags.




Tots to Teens & in beTween: The Case of the Missing Deed by Ellen Schwartz

Title: The Case of the Missing Deed (Teaspoon Detectives #1)
Publisher: Tundra Books
Publication Date: September 13, 2011
Format: Hardback, 200 pages
Genre: Middle Grades Mystery

How I Got It: From NetGalley for Review

Goodreads Summary: 
Take a dash of colorful characters, a pinch of danger, and generous scoops of adventure and you have a terrific culinary mystery for young readers. Five cousins are looking forward to their annual vacation at their grandmother’s cottage. None of them knows that this may be their last such summer. A mining company has set its sights on the land and is determined to seize it. Grandma must produce the deed to prove that the property is really hers, but her memory is not what it used to be, and she can’t find it. The children suspect there may be clues to the deed’s whereabouts somewhere in the family’s cherished trove of recipes. But can they solve the mystery in time? Adult mystery buffs have had many culinary mysteries to choose from. Ellen Schwartz introduces her young readers to a delicious genre. She even provides easy-to-follow and yummy to eat recipes.

Some people might think it strange that their grandfather loved codes, created scavenger hunts for kids and adults, and hid important papers and items in the strangest of places.  For the five Honeyman cousins it was just the way he was and they loved him.  Unfortunately their grandfather has passed away and their grandmother is having a very difficult time dealing with the loss.  To make matters even worse Tantalus Mining Company is trying to force her to sell her property.  If she can't produce the deed for the house, the government will take back the land and give it to Tantalus.  Unfortunately she can't remember where Grandpa hid the deed and she sinks into depression.  Genevieve, Sebastian, Claire, Alex, and Olivia try to cheer up their grandmother when they stumble upon some of Grandpa's clues mixed in with recipes.  While they don't always agree that these clues lead to the deed, they're all willing to play along with his last game.

Set in Canada, Schwartz includes some wonderful descriptions of life on Otter Island.  The small population of close knit residents is torn by the prospects of economic prosperity and environmental catastrophe with the coming of Tantalus Mining Corporation.  The story is told from the alternating perspectives of each cousin.  The kids are distinct characters and their personal lives (from teenage crushes to dealing with divorce) do affect the way they deal with the situations around them.  In fact, all of the different perspectives and small side plots come together quite nicely, adding more action to a small island mystery.  Schwartz also mixes in codes and recipes quite nicely and I think this will appeal to readers.  (I'm sure everyone is going to want to try making the Emergency Fudge recipe, I know I do and I don't even like fudge!)  She also gets a bit hokey in places, certain aspects of the story were very predictable, and the bad guys get ridiculously bad towards the end - this will either be ignored by some readers or turn them off completely.  While not the best children's mystery I've ever read I think it will appeal to certain audiences.

I read this book with my students in mind (all 1,300 of them) and I kept thinking that my Canadian kids would love a book set in Canada, and some of my kids who liked cooking or mysteries might enjoy it, but even then I wasn't sure they would like it.  I'm sure this affected my option since the other reviews I've read loved it (see below) but I found it merely "ok".

Verdict:
The Case of the Missing Deed is a wholesome mystery with some nice characters, cool codes, and a few kid friendly recipes, but I've read better.  A mix of sweet and hokey, The Case of the Missing Deed will attract a select audience.  It's best to try this one out from the library if you're interested.  I'm giving it three out of six stars as there are some redeeming qualities that save it from a two star rating.



The Case of the Missing Deed (Teaspoon Detectives)
Related Reviews:
It seems that everyone liked this book more than me.  The few reviews I found were all on GoodReads.
Rhonda's GoodReads review
Sara's GoodReads review
Elizabeth B's GoodRead's review

Graphic Novel Reading Challenge 2012


I enjoyed this challenge and it's a handy excuse to get through the pile of unread graphic novels we have.


For more information and to sign up, go HERE

Book Chick City is challenging us to read and review 100 or more books this year. Once again, I will not be including the picture books I read since they're so short.  I didn't complete this challenge last year as I didn't review 100 novels.  I'll give it another shot this year.  I'll post my reading list here and will update throughout the year.

The details:
  • Timeline: January 1, 2012- December 31, 2012
  • Read 12 graphic novels
Completed books have been linked to my review post.

My Progress - An Illustrated Year: 2012 Reading Challenge

Since I'm hosting the challenge I better sign up for it.




For more information and to sign up, go HERE

There are three levels: 12 books, 16 books, 24 books.  I've signed up to read and review 24 books.  This better be easy since I have a weekly feature, Tots to Teens & in beTween, that includes picture book reviews.

As many of us have probably discovered, not all picture books are for children.  I might include a few books aimed at an older audience.

My reviews will be listed here.

2012 Outdo Yourself Reading Challenge


2012 Outdo Yourself Reading Challenge

For more information and to sign up, go HERE

I totally destroyed this challenge last year, it was very gratifying. :)  I've decided to sign up again.  I reviewed over 20 more books than my original goal of 16, so I'll try for the I'm on fire! level again.

The details:
  • Timeline: January 1, 2012 - December 31, 2012
  • Read and Review more books than you did in 2012.  I've chosen to read 16 or more books.
  • Books can be any format (yes, audio books count).
  • Crossover books count

Completed books have been linked to my review post.

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Lady Constance swept into the room as giddy and foolish as ever. To look at her, you would think that nothing unpleasant had ever happened in the whole history of England.

-Maryrose Wood, The Mysterious Howling

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